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herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.
"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.
by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007
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MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.
Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he ended up killing himself"
by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016
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MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.
Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he killed himself"
by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016
mugGet the MC Herpesmug.

Herpe Bros

When a guy with herpes kisses a girl and that same girl kisses a different guy, giving the new male herpes, making the two guys herpe bros.
“Yo I made out with Skylar two nights ago and woke up with a cold sore today.”

“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”

Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”

“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”
by Philly Mickson September 5, 2023
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Digital Herpes

When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.
That jpeg has the digital herpes.
by Mister Bulldops June 10, 2016
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Herpes Queen

A herpes queen is a mother who is tricked into believing one of her children has herpes. Said mother must research herpes extensively until the trick is revealed.
Yeah dude! My mom became a total Herpes Queen overnight!
by NasaGal August 6, 2019
mugGet the Herpes Queenmug.

situational herpes

The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."

"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
by J Self November 27, 2011
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