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The Haze Effect

The Haze effect is the wildest form of camping known to man, this effect is notorious for causing everybody in a match to fall asleep and the team in wich said camper is playing to lose in a very demoralising way.
The boffin sesh In the back of train yard was ruined, it was all because of the Haze effect.
by Tu padre69420 October 20, 2023
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Haze

Dude she's looking haze
by Tallknackers October 20, 2017
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to haze yourself

to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.

teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.

mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
by Sexydimma February 14, 2012
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Hallway Haze

When the smells of twelve girls wearing half a bottle of perfume, three guys who spilled aftershave all over themselves, and the mexican janitor's attempt to hide the smell of weed in the supply closets by spraying them with two cans of air freshener collide into one Hallway Haze.
Guy 1: "Hey man, the Hallway Haze is particularly thick today."
Guy 2: "Yeah, definitely, I think janitor Hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed."
by Ugh_ugh_ugh February 8, 2015
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Siberian Haze

The act of having intercourse with your partner in an uncomfortably cold room under the influence of opioids until you both either pass out from hypothermia or the opioids.
Hey baby you wanna get out Siberian haze on?
by FNG_Soap September 21, 2021
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Fazer Haze Cycle

Fazer Haze Cycle refers to your friends promising they won’t leave you for a younger girl only to quickly become friends and shortly after become lovers.
Shrimple is following the Fazer Haze Cycle when he promised he wouldn’t!
by yunners67 July 1, 2024
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Operator haze

The hazy crust that layers the operators kit, uniform, hat, or gloves. This haze is formed over time from sea spray, sweat, blood, tears, dip spit, and in extreme circumstances semen. To his teammates it is a sign of experience, knowledge, and grit. To the head-shed it symbolizes poor decision making and filth.
Who left their hat on the boat?”
“Look at the operator haze on that, I’ll bet it’s Chief’s”
by DSYL1 June 2, 2024
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