concrete guts

Constipation. A slow moving bowel movement. When you feel as if you have a load of concrete in your intestinal tract that just won't pass.

Person 1: I haven't been able to take a dump in 3 days!
Person 2: Sounds like you've got concrete guts!
Person 1: Yeah, everything is just stuck in there!

ex.2:

I feel like I need to take a dump, but I can't, I guess I've got concrete guts.

by Ty Sharma December 14, 2008

twat gut

See bunt

"I thought the girl was walking backwards, but it was just a bad case of twat gut."

by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 30, 2003

Leech Gut

The sickly feeling one gets after eating something that clearly sucks.

Dodgey, street food, public toilet effect, leech gutted

by The Moshinator July 12, 2015

Gut Soup

(N) Gut Soup is the most vile form of diarrhea, preceded by churning, cramping, and gurgling of the gastrointesinal tract. The initial discharge may likely be solid, followed by extremely thin, broth-like spray and a mixture of sludge and remaining solids. Extremely violent gas production propels this liquid/solid projectile. This particular form often has a strong, vomitous odor, due to the rapidity with which newly ingested food races from stomach to rectum, retaining much of the bile smell from acids vital to digestion.

Joe 1: are you ok? you look like that guy in Aliens right before his chest burst open!
Joe 2: Good guess! I just ate at the DFAC, and now I have a violent batch of Gut Soup brewing!
Joe 1: you better hurry...hope it doesn't turn into Piss Butt

by Dudeman Joe July 25, 2009

sausage gut

When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.

The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.

Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut

Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.

Person2: ::ralf::

by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011

gut molasses

is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.

gut molasses

by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009

Wrecking guts

Term used for having sex

Last night i was wrecking guts with that girl.

by ShaneH Fap January 26, 2011