groupie

a girl simp

all these groupies are dying to hook up with me

by Myfirstnameisunknown May 4, 2020

groupie

someone who is obsessed with a band or artist that wants to have sex with someone that is an artist/band.

GROUPIES r obsessed.

by chana July 16, 2003

groupie

It's all about the music. Groupies want to be close to rockstars to inspire them.

Up until yesterday you were sleeping with Penny - that fucking groupie!!

by Penny Lane November 3, 2003

groupie

There sluts that sleep with the band!

I had sex in that guys trailer last night, he said he was in a band...!

by groupie September 14, 2004

GROUPIE GENE

The biological certainty that your wife,heavy-duty girlfriend,significant other-will guiltlessly fuck someone wealthier and/or more famous than you...should the opportunity
present itself.Remember:She thinks she coulda' done better.

WIFE:"Honey...is'nt that Derek Jeter over there at the table in the corner?"

HUSBAND:"Sure is!Go Yankees!"

WIFE:"Gotta go to the ladies room."

HUSBAND OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"While you're in there...tuck your GROUPIE GENE back in.It's showing!"

WIFE OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"I'll go check on her."

by L.MARTIN October 14, 2005

gloppitus

A cat in a bag, usually a paper grocery bag or gift bag. Tends to explode without warning.

A gloppitus was on the floor, lying in wait for the unsuspecting cheeseburgers and unguarded toes.

by caseyst February 6, 2010

Groupist

Not to be confused with "social butterfly". An individual who moves from one group of "best friends" to another in the blink of an eye.

Friend one - "See them over there?"

Friend two - "Yeh I see them with a different group of mates every other week"

Friend one - "Yeh they get around mates quite allot they are a proper groupist"

by JCMMousewords February 8, 2013