Zane Gordon

A extremely handsome man who has a fucked up jawline and dumb ass glasses. Zane Gordon has intense autism or known as robert DOWNEY jr. A Zane Gordon has to have incredible communication skills and a motivated goal in mind like scamming kids with pokemon cards or stealing handballs from kids and throwing it on roofs.

Friend 1: "Oh look at that autistic kid". Friend 2: "Yeah his a Zane Gordon".

by Halal Molana Sheick February 23, 2022

Goodbye, Gordon!

An alternate version of 'Hello Gordon!' said by Dr. Coomer during the 'Half Life: But the AI is Self Aware' streams.

Goodbye, Gordon!

by DragonsAreVeryCool January 19, 2022

Jeff Gordon

Getting a blow job from a hot chick while driving in a car.

Yea man, after winning a drag race in my Rice Rocket she gave me a Jeff Gordon all the way home, it was tight.

by Rick1 January 5, 2009

Chloe Gordon

a girl who can't dance

Those girls at the party couldn't dance! They were such Chloe Gordons

by blondie000 July 3, 2011

gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

Gordon Bennett

Originally used by Aristocratic satirists in the 17th century during stringent censorship to describe an act of parliament which was deemed truly unbelievable by free thinking liberalists

Parliament quoted on the housing and sanitary bill have passed the act of nobilty stating that only person's of nobile descent have rights to clean water and council grants. Reported by Gordon Bennet for the Daily Times

by Lauren Byjoves April 20, 2005

Gordon Monthly

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron

SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004