goonvana

Gooning until reaching a coma like state of mind that you may never come back from.

Brayden gooned for so long he went into goonvana and never came back

by GirthQuake23 March 28, 2024

goonvana

The coma like state of mind that occurs after gooning(edging) for very long periods of time

Brayden entered goonvana after gooning for several days and may never come back.

by GirthQuake23 March 28, 2024

goonvana

The coma like state of mind you go into after gooning for long periods of time, once entered into this state you may never come back.

Brayden was gooning for so long he entered goonvana.

by GirthQuake23 March 29, 2024

goonvana

The moment when one goons do much that they achieve a higher level of grooming and of life, thereby achieving Goonvana

Brayden: starts jelqing*
Mr Belding: I will spray you with clorox
Brayden: that wouldn’t be a good idea
Mr Belding: Stop this. I will have you put in handcuffs
Brayden: Bring it on Me B. I don’t even need hands to goon anymore. For me, gooning is a state of mind. Watch me achieve Goonvana

by D1_Jelqer March 30, 2024

goonvana

Play on words of “nirvana”

A state reached after a long session of edging where the person has transcended past the normal world into a state of pure bliss.

Brayden reached goonvana after his prolonged edging session of 76 hours.

by Zephey April 11, 2024

Goonvana

A made up word from TikTok that describes achieving the transcendent state of gooning, aka achieving the greatest masturbation experience you’ve ever experienced

“Bro, last night nobody was at home, I was horny as fuck and found the greatest porn I’ve ever seen and busted the fattest nut I’ve ever busted”
“Bro achieved goonvana”

by Cyberspaxz April 15, 2024

Goonvana

The state in which a masturbation addict achieves when he reaches the epitome of nut busting

“Bro, last night my parents were out, I was horny as fuck and found the greatest porn video I’ve ever seen, and busted the fattest I’ve ever busted”

“Bro achieves goonvana”

by Cyberspaxz April 15, 2024