Gobo

The God of greed and caves.

Oh the great Gobo bless me with gold

by GobGob March 11, 2024

gabrones!

a man who holds up a ufo. only seen on a bumper sticker. possibly spanish.

the ufo tried landing, but alas, gabrones!!

by uglyratface64 April 19, 2024

gonronkle

A string cheese textured part of the peepee known for pleasure

I went over to Brittney’s last night and she totally gleebed all over my gonronkle.

by JoGinacles May 24, 2024

Gobloning

The act of ejaculating in a jar then using a turkey baster to un-ejaculate it, via urethra or anus.

Yo, I heard dan was Gobloning, want to join us?

Hell no, that shit is gross.

by Gooner445 May 31, 2024

GOBO

Subcontractors who have no ability to read notes or do the most basic tasks and always pass the buck

Oh guess who didn't read the notes again?
GOBO?

by Subcontractors July 4, 2024

goebro

very cool and very awesome and very cool and better than opal

Person 1: "wow you're such a goebro"
Person 2: "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

by goebro January 20, 2026

goblocious

Exaggerated, excessive, ostentatious, physically disproportionate, overblown. Ersatz grandiosity.

Everyone likes holiday lights, but our neighbor's 200-kilowatt display was too goblocious for our tastes.

His gold-painted bathroom was goblocious to the point of absurdity.

by DzzyD October 6, 2024