King of the Goldfish

A man who lives off of tiny crackers in the shape of a goldfish.

Logan is the King of the Goldfish as you can tell by the empty silver bag & crumbs on his desk.

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022

The Solo Goldfish

The Solo Goldfish is a YouTuber based in the United States. He creates videos of things such as Minecraft videos and short films, as well as lots of random media like the "french fry video". Sometimes known as The Lonely Goldfish, this small influencer has a series called the Think Tank, in which he rants about literally anything. Take, for example, his video on why segregation is good IN A FANTASY SETTING. See, The Goldfish is not an ordinary YT content creator, he's funny, clever, and intellectual.

John McWhite-Guy: Who tf is The Solo Goldfish???
Me: A YouTuber who makes the funniest sh-t on the platform.

by 773. April 20, 2023

Sucka ass goldfish

You

You a sucka ass goldfish

by NBATEFLONBGMGRIZZY February 2, 2025

Noah's Goldfish

noah who owns a white bowl of original goldish and is now eating it...

i have a profile piuture with Noah's Goldfish

by bigballs-2904 April 26, 2025

National steal rainbow goldfish at lunch day

February 9th is national steal rainbow goldfish day! Steal your friends rainbow goldfish.

You: Hey guess what day it is? February 9th, National steal rainbow goldfish at lunch day!

Them: what's so special- HEY GIVE BACK MY GOLDFISH

You:HAHA SUCKS TO SUCK MINE NOW!

by livelaughlovetheater February 7, 2026

Memory of a goldfish

(Mémoire d'un poisson rouge en français): having a memory so poor and atrocious that lol goldfish can do better.

If you're not cognitively struggling but still have a poor memory, you have the memory of a goldfish

by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2026

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020