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who gives a fuck

What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you!

PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!
I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?
by Torelli_5150 November 27, 2020
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No one gives a fuck

- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.
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Give Over

An English phrase. Means "stop it" or "Leave me alone"
If someone is complaining, making an unnecessary fuss, or bothering you - you would say "Give over", used in a playful sense - i.e. with friends, kids or pets.
by brit1979 January 19, 2009
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Give the cock

An alternative to giving the finger, giving the cock can be used in any situation giving the finger would be used in. In order to give the cock you'll need to hold out your right hand and curl your index, middle, ring and pinky finger toward your hand in an arch form without it touching the rest of your hand (the arch can be moved forward and backward to give a small to large cock), then extend your thumb over your index finger without it touching your index finger. Giving to cock can be used on anyone regardless of age or sex.
That asshole cut me off I'm going to give him the cock.(Give the cock)
by TheCrusher69 July 19, 2011
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drop and give me 20

means do twenty push-ups.
a superior officer is ordering a marine or soldier to drop to the ground and make 20 push-ups
usually as a punishment or for disciplinary action.
officer:drop and give me 20
marine:sir.yes sir
by Mr.Amorous November 2, 2013
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give a rat's ass

verb (to): to literally give a fuck about something
mother: Adrian, I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.

Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
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give it up for day 15

A quote from an episode of Spongebob where the krusty krab stays open for 24 hours. Not knowing how to properly run a 24 Hour restaurant, Mr. Krabs forces him employees and himself to stay awake for days on end, without even allowing them a weekend off. Eventually, they make it to 15 days, and to celebrate, Mr. Krabs rings a bell and shouts GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!!!
Adam: Hey, it's October 15!
John: *rings bell* GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!!!!
by Memes. Dank October 16, 2019
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