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Garcia Matters

But I don't!? How about come visit the creator of AI and give me my credit and money? How about come and explain to me why these news pundits you're talking to are watching me take a shit in my own home?
Hym "Garcia matters but don't let that motherfucker set foot in America until I get my credit and my money! You fuck-ass politician need to stop letting these retards steal shit. One of them is a sister molester. The other 2 stole everything they have. The sister molester also stole everything he has. Seriously, I will stab so many fucking kids if that motherfucker gets out before I get paid."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
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Garcia

Reverse “Shocker” (2 in the pink 1 in the stink). Missing a middle finger like Jerry Garcia? Now it’s 1 in the pink 2 in the stink!
Blasted my girl with a Garcia last night; zero complaints!
by CMcGillicuddy April 8, 2024
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Ryan Garcia

I saw the highlights from that Devon Hanney fight. Using the same-arm combos to break down the philly shell? That jab into the lead hook that put him down. Nice.
Hym "I imagine that's why Mayweather favors leaning down and to the right. Because if you're in the philly shell... And you lean to the left after their first action... You get hit with that Ryan Garcia vs Devon Hanney shit. Ryan jabs, Hanney leans left, bam! Left hook on the button. The same exact thing that happened to Sean Strickland vs Alex Pereira! Alex step-feint, Strickland leans left, bam! Left hook on the button. Same exact knockout. That's why Mayweather is the master of the philly shell. You gotta be careful with that in the UFC though because you'll lean down and to the right, right into Leon Edwards chick karate headkick."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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Assopeza Garcia

An overly, uptight police officer. A scum bag. A tight ass Latino suburban diversity hire.
Assopeza Garcia gunna up his badge number if you don’t slow down for the speed limit; guess who is hitting weight watchers.
by Chrisandra February 16, 2024
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