Garner

A direct alternative for fail.

'dgarner21 commits suicide.'
AndyPrendy: Ah! Epic Garner!

by Prendy July 8, 2010

Garner

Technically there can be two meanings, a garner can be someone who is mentally lost in a mystical realm. This person loves wizards, fairys and goblins. A garner can also be very dumb. This person is cocky and thinks they know everything. They lose every argument they EVER get into, has little to no knowledge about sports.

Hey look a new lord of the rings is out, I bet garner will be first row.

Hey what's that guys deal he is horrible at life, he is a garner give him a break

by Murder block 3 Hunna no mercy May 4, 2014

Gayberjack

Someone who dresses or looks like a Gay Lumberjack.

Wow, Michael really looks like a Gayberjack with his scruffy beard and flannel shirt!

by Tommy Conant January 6, 2009

Gerber Baby

A young man that trying to act older than he his when flirting with a woman.

Please, get out of my face gerber baby. I’m way to mature for you

by Henney December 10, 2020

garner

A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.

She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.

by Jonomatopoeia February 28, 2008

gayber

An extremely non-social person who is usually found with an off-balance haircut and has an immense lack of friends.
Gayber is usually discovered in the outskirts of Machu Pichu and sometimes the underwater city of Atlantis

"Gayber stop trying to stick your tiny penis in my butt im not gay like you!"

by Matt and gabe are the coolest people ever December 27, 2007

Gerberness

Its A Recipe

Kasey: Oh Gerberness
Everyone Else: what the fuck is gerberness?
Kasey: Eff.Its A Recipe
Everyone Else: a recipe for what?
Kasey: Um.A Recipe For Success.Duh

by KaSeY FiiOnA October 19, 2008