Garnelaf

Loving, compationate person. Pronounced Garn-eh-laf

Can be shortened to 'Garne'

Me: I'm so sad.
Fred: There There, *pets*
Me: Oh, you're such a garnelaf! *hugs*

by Ashley Collins April 5, 2008

Garner

A Garner is a person who is strict even though they don't know it. They have multiple jobs and are always in a rush. They have nothing bad about they but everyone thinks there is everything wrong with him.

Wow he's such a Garner, he can't be that mean.

by Leo-parda May 14, 2015

Kevin Garnett

who the fuck is "pipa!"?KG can kick everyones ass..he one crazy ass balla and he didnt deserve mvp? check out the numbers bitch 24.2ppg 5apg 13.9rpg almost 50% shooting and 2.17bpg

Kevin Garnett is da fuckin man!

by ghetto fiend July 26, 2004

Garner

A direct alternative for fail.

'dgarner21 commits suicide.'
AndyPrendy: Ah! Epic Garner!

by Prendy July 8, 2010

garn

in Gujurati: garn means butt, ass

Daaaaamn check out the "garn" on that Biaatch.

by Nxs269 August 16, 2003

Garner

Technically there can be two meanings, a garner can be someone who is mentally lost in a mystical realm. This person loves wizards, fairys and goblins. A garner can also be very dumb. This person is cocky and thinks they know everything. They lose every argument they EVER get into, has little to no knowledge about sports.

Hey look a new lord of the rings is out, I bet garner will be first row.

Hey what's that guys deal he is horrible at life, he is a garner give him a break

by Murder block 3 Hunna no mercy May 4, 2014

garner

A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.

She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.

by Jonomatopoeia February 28, 2008