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Guidar

A radar someone has for Guidos.
My guidar just went off, do you see those 3 guys that just walked in?
by steveo21FSU August 4, 2008
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Guddance

A development of the word good. The addition of the "ance" adds more emphasis on the goodness. The "oo" changes to a "u" during this transformation. Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
"Youre life sentence for being a psychopath has been reduced to 5 years"
"Guddance!"
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Guadalupe

Guadalupe is an amazing girl you will ever meet. So if you meet a Guadalupe don’t let her go she will be the best thing that will happen to you. She is a amazing bestie. She will have you back in everything you need she will be the one to help you hide a body of a person if needed she will make your tears go away when you are sad. She is super sweet and funny she may be obsessed with someone but she will still have space in her heart for you. Guadalupe is a pretty girl with a big heart and personality she is the best. So if you have a bestie named Guadalupe don’t let her go because if you do you will regret it hard that is why I am still holding on to my bestie Guadalupe.
My bestie is Guadalupe and I won’t let her go.
by anonymous December 11, 2020
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Greasy Guido Tears

Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.

Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"

Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"

Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"

Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"
by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011
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guido

A guy of Italian American decent puts tons of shit in his hair and acts like a complete douche. Usually surrounded by other douchey guidos who continuously pick on non-guido people. Many of them are also wiggers. Actually it’s all of them.

Known to be men who are only focused of getting laid by the skankiest fugly bitch-made-whore in the entire club. Also speculated to have every known STD in the world.

Perfect example is the Youtube video My New Haircut, however they left out the part where they gang rape/date rape any girl fuckin dumb/drunk enough to have no absolutely no idea who currently is fuckin em in the ass. The video also left tout the part where they talk a lot of shit and try to act like they are from the streets, any one my reference to them being wiggers, even though they all mostly live with their mothers in Staten Island (pussy lil bitch made ass pirate cunt bag monkey fucking shit land capital of the world by the way).
Jack: Dude did you see that guido get his ass beat by that guy.

John: no what happened?

Jack: The fucking Guido started talking shit to him and the guy laid his lil bitch guido ass out.

John: Shit man you kidding me!

Jack: Fuck no im not he’s completely knocked out and his boys who were talking shit too didn’t help his ass out.

John: Shit man im buying that mutha fucka a drink.
by McSYCO January 9, 2008
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Gudda Gudda

n.

1. One of the most forgettable, ignorable members of the highly overrated Young Money camp.

2. A rapper with a really stupid pseudonym.

3. A rapper who refers to his girlfriend as "grocery bag", just because it rhymes with the previous line in that horrible song "Bedrock" by Young Money", a lyrical tendency all too common with the Young Money crew.
Jack: Man that rapper's totally lazy. He just used some random word because it rhymed with another word. That's lame.

Jill: Totally. Way to pull a Gudda Gudda.
by Ser Davos Seaworth November 25, 2011
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Guido

A mystical human-like creature with magical abilities because somehow, even though talking like an idiot, dressing like a girl or retard, sporting a ridiculous hair-cut and acting like a mobster when actually being from a wealthy suburban area, he will still get laid.
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by Laevsky March 13, 2008
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