Camille Gordon

My name is Charlie and she went to my school and she had a great body but she was HOE!!!!

”Damn is her name Camille Gordon she must be a hoe but look at her body😯😘“

by Charlie YOUR MOM September 25, 2020

gordon freeman

the main half life 2 protag, not to be mixed with morgan freeman

GUY: oh hey its gordon freeman from half life wassup dude
GORDON FREEMAN:

by mirrormanwastaken November 29, 2021

Jeff Gordon

Getting a blow job from a hot chick while driving in a car.

Yea man, after winning a drag race in my Rice Rocket she gave me a Jeff Gordon all the way home, it was tight.

by Rick1 January 5, 2009

gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

Chloe Gordon

a girl who can't dance

Those girls at the party couldn't dance! They were such Chloe Gordons

by blondie000 July 3, 2011

Gordon Bennett

Originally used by Aristocratic satirists in the 17th century during stringent censorship to describe an act of parliament which was deemed truly unbelievable by free thinking liberalists

Parliament quoted on the housing and sanitary bill have passed the act of nobilty stating that only person's of nobile descent have rights to clean water and council grants. Reported by Gordon Bennet for the Daily Times

by Lauren Byjoves April 20, 2005

Gordon Monthly

A magazine full of the lives of the obeastily challeneged. a real gem in our time and makes great bedtime reading. Includes adverts for Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy, The Floating Rock and Farmers Chin. Includes articles by the following people:
Shiny Uncle David
Aunti Church
D.R O.Besewoman
Cousin Green
Red Barron

SPECIAL OFFER- Have a portrait of Gordon in your Home for only $9.99

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004