Give the baby the iPad

When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.

Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.

by SemanticRealist August 7, 2017

give you the mushroom

Putting both penis and balls far into the vagina

Yeah baby I'm going to give you the mushroom later when were alone together

by !vandev November 6, 2017

give me cookie

im hungry pls give me cookie

hey give me cookie pls

by give cookie pls ;c April 24, 2018

give one the creeps

to give one the creeps is to create a feeling of disgust or horror

There was strange man following me around the grocery store. He was giving me the creeps!
give one the creeps

by Bryant333 May 13, 2018

give bottom

Finessing a niggas asshole with the boy's mouth muscle

Imma finna give bottom when we get dat ass to the Cracker Barrel

by pee is stored in the testicule May 16, 2018

give your [crush] a long [hug]

October 18th is the national give your crush a hug day

Crush : talks to you

next step : give your crush a long hug

by thespiderunderyourbed November 14, 2019

Give me your feet

When you have a foot fetish and you just can't stress it enough.

Leave me the fuck alone about my feet.
Give me your feet.

by The chickening December 10, 2019