Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces

Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.

by BettyYellowSplash April 2, 2024

Sexual Flood

When a woman gets off so violently when her significance of there goes down on her and he needs floaties in a row because he will go through massive waves of vaginal secretion and come

Oh crap I didn't see that coming of never had a sexual flood before

by thequeenbiatch June 10, 2022

Flood the basement

When you pee you pants while standing and it fills up your shoes.

Typically I wear Tevas when I pee my pants, but today I wore my Chucks and had to flood the basement.

by A Wet Raccoon March 27, 2021

flood meow

flood is a so called little girl “groomer” these are allegations but backed up with much proof of his child p@rnography addiction, flood is also a very harmful little girl ext@rter

flood meow is a so called little girl “groomer” these are allegations but backed up with much proof of his child p@rnography addiction, flood is also a very harmful little girl ext@rter

by anonymous July 16, 2024

Flood

my mom doenst love me flood

my mom dousnt love me flood

by bigmen85 May 10, 2022

wetter than niagra falls in flood season

Becca after the wink

better was wetter than niagra falls in flood seasons after she was given the wink

by the guy winking May 21, 2018

african flood water

When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it

“Dude me and my girlfriend tried African flood watering and the smell was terrible”

by Flood water March 11, 2019