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Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)
a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!
by iamtheelk August 3, 2011
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fistable

A person who is so loose a fist can be inserted.
She's a fistable slut.
by Reggie Pumpernickel October 10, 2016
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Felista

The most beautiful and amazing person ever. She is a people person but also has respect of herself. She has motherly love and put’s first those she loves .She’s very fun to be around and just such a vibe .The kindest being ever with a good heart.The type of woman a man would want and all the woman would want to be .Just amazing.
by Thespiderm November 26, 2021
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limp-fisted

A person who doesn't know how to punch properly with a fist.
Look at that limp-fisted MoFo.
by Kobayagi September 9, 2007
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sludge fist

One who comes home from work with black hands, full of oil/grease almost to mid forearm and no matter how many times they wash their hands they stay grey/oilly.

Add being a father and coming home to the kids..

"daddy sluge fist"
"hey sludge fist" -to a mechanic
by SamanthaJayne June 27, 2007
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Bloody fist

When someone cuts their knuckles, then sitcks it in the vagina
I heard that emo girl bloody fists herself
by John FLem February 14, 2009
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filipino fist pump

One fist in the ass and one in the vag and alternate fists up and down vigorously and make karate noises while you do it
I asked that vegas hooker if she'd do a filipino fist pump, and she says it's $100 extra!
by fist_fistopherson December 2, 2011
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