Fizzy Ion

Pumice used to scrub one's balls or the balls of a significant other.

I was in the gym the other day. This guy in the locker room was giving himself a Fizzy Ion. 'Beet joined in when it was his turn.

by el Presidente the DalaiBama2 August 7, 2009

pizzle fizzle

adv. When a bodybuilder has taken too much ephedra, tries to pee, and due to effect of the drug, cannot relax his bladder control muscles to let forth the stream.

"Hey Chet, are you sure those pills are cool, cause when I try to pee, I only manage to squirt once and then dribble slowly over my own balls." Sorry bro, I forgot to tell you about of one the side effects, pizzle fizzle, sucka!

by Sam43 July 16, 2008

fizzle

To leak wet poop during a fart.

I thought I just had to fart, but I fizzled.

by StacyP December 12, 2006

Bizzle Fizzle

Snoopified, Bobbyfied, Blackified word for what gay dudes do at night. That's right poophole screwage.

Pookie and Juju bizzle fizzled last night in the bathtub

by Bobby December 11, 2003

Fizzy

Effect after drinking so much soda; where after you feel all "shaky," and inside of you feels all heated up, and it's kinda like you're high, but you're actually not, and a little while later, you have hard time typing or using your mouse correctly (because of too much shaking), and you just really like the feeling.

I drank so much soda now I'm feeling all fizzy!

by Vi April 1, 2004

Fizzy

Used in a similar way to 'fitty' or 'sexy' in that it's used to express appreciation of someone's looks.

Look at those fizzies sitting together (naked) on the grass. Mmmmmm. The blonde one is especially fizzy.

by ROFLDog January 12, 2009

fizzy dick

1. A fizzy dick (often 'fizzy fuckin' dick coz alliteration) is when your dick is so hard - not necessarily because you're even aroused - that it actually feels painful, like your dick is a bottle of fizzy lemonade and it's about to burst open from the pressure. The usual cure for a fizzy dick is to open that fucking cap somewhere in private, pronto, and let all the foam spray out to release the pressure. Differs from blue balls in that the discomfort is localised in the trunk rather than the fruits.
2. When someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they're metaphorically getting their fizzy dick out and waving it all around in your face and you're like 'fucking Hell, put it away!!'

"God damn, I have such a fizzy dick over Winona Ryder."
"Holy FUCK, calm your fizzy dick down! We're on our way soon, just give us a minute!"

by Der Kriegenator May 22, 2016