A fight over something so ridiculously stupid that it might as well be a fight between two old women whacking each other with their purses. Granny fights are not gender specific, and most often tend to happen between teenage heterosexual couples, or more often adult gay men. The term, however, is universal.
Robert and his boyfriend had a granny fight over Robert leaving the seat up.
Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.
Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.
Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.
Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.
by Cobra Lambent April 25, 2010
Get the granny fightmug. (Presented in a group setting) Let’s pig fight later… or… pig fight later?
(In public) She could join our pig fight in mud tonight.
(In public) She could join our pig fight in mud tonight.
by gavinwang August 7, 2022
Get the Pig fightmug. 
A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.
by Obamazing December 31, 2009
Get the J Fightmug. by ThatL0nelyElit3 April 3, 2017
Get the finishing the fightmug. A physical confrontation that is so one sided due to a large gap in skill, physical power, or experience, that it resembles the iconic fight scenes (before the final battle) between The Boss and Naked Snake in Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater. In "The Boss" Fights, major injuries such as fractured ribs, broken arms, snapped fingers and severe trauma to the eyes are inevitable.
player 1: so did you see "The Boss" Fight that happened last night between my two friends?
player 2: I did. I had to turn away when Insert Name started bleeding all over the floor.
player 2: I did. I had to turn away when Insert Name started bleeding all over the floor.
by AspiringMangaka July 7, 2010
Get the "The Boss" Fightmug. by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019
Get the Wonker fightmug.