lotion fight

When you and your buddies with small tic tac dicks jerk each other off and explode all over each other

Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”

by BRM22 February 01, 2020

finishing the fight

Doing what must be done in a conflict between two sides.

Master Chief, you mind telling me you're doing on that ship?
Sir.... Finishing the fight.

by ThatL0nelyElit3 April 04, 2017

J Fight

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.

DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!

by Obamazing January 01, 2010

wanna fight

wanna f*ck?

boy: wanna fight?
girl: mhm

by cheeseandtoeslol June 09, 2021

fight club

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tyler: what's the deal about the fight club in jersey?
eli: shut the fuck up

by second coming of jesus May 06, 2020

granny fight

A fight over something so ridiculously stupid that it might as well be a fight between two old women whacking each other with their purses. Granny fights are not gender specific, and most often tend to happen between teenage heterosexual couples, or more often adult gay men. The term, however, is universal.

Robert and his boyfriend had a granny fight over Robert leaving the seat up.

Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.

Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.

by Cobra Lambent April 25, 2010

Fight Hangover

The feeling one gets in the aftermath of a fight with one's partner. This is most often witnessed the morning after a marathon argument that lasts into the next day.

Jane totally has fight hangover. Her and her boyfriend argued all night. She looks like hell.

by BlackCat33 March 01, 2010