Faecebooking

Facebooking while making a #2 on the toilet

Jess commented saying: Hey Kev, every time I change a roll of toilet paper, I think of the time you stuck the roll on sideways to piss off yur roomate.

Kevin commented saying: Man, that was a hoot.. wait.. are you faecebooking right now!?!? Gross!

by kledou1 February 3, 2009

Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010

Feebee

A type of spork that has two prongs instead of the standard three or four.

I wish I had a feebee for all this potato salad!

by smartAleck54 February 12, 2017

Feace

Abbreviation of the word Feces, or Human Excrement. the word originated in the south of England and can be used in many contexts, such as insults, comparisons and general conversation.

Person1: "Hey man nice Jacket!"
Person2: "What are you talking about?! its Feace!!"

by Len Underwood July 16, 2008

bottom feeder

A girl or guy who at the end of a night out (club, pub,
bar, etc) whom has failed to hook up, or pull. either because of their apparent lack of game or just because they are unatractive unless you've consumed massive ammounts of alcohol. Usually the later. They are usually preyed on by those who choose to get some action easily.

Bottom Feeders are also found in large numbers at dive bars usually in groups.

Beware there is always a Cock Blocker in the bunch!!
There is also a good chance there is a good looking girl in the group, bottom feeders keep her around to attract the single guys hoping that they will talk to them instead of their hot friend. The opposite of this is that the hot girl has low self esteem and hangs out with the bottom feeders to make herself feel prettier.
she is also easy pickings...

"this place is full of bottom feeders"
"its gettin late, time to fish for bottom feeders"
"bottom feeders at 8 o'clock"
"im trashed bring on the bottom feeders"

by james mavrak June 29, 2006

feces

(fee*seez)
-noun
1. Poo. Poopie. Doodoo. Human waste and/or excrement.
-noun
2. As per the movie "Donnie Darko"; baby mice.

1. Ma'am? I think you need to change your baby's diaper. It smells like feces in here.
2. Girl #1: "I heard there were feces EVERYWHERE!"
Girl #2: "What's feces?"
Girl #1: "Baby mice."
Girl #1 & #2: "Awwwwwww!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

feeder

feeder rule and theire music is as good as the times of echo park and yesterday went too soon. the death of john lee was a great loss as he had such a unique style of drumming. Mark Richardson brings his own, effective form to feeder in these times.

feeder ruled on december 11th when they played Birmingham NIA.

by Martin Perkins January 1, 2004