Kinky Boy Scout leader who preys on his Boy Scouts. He often takes advantage of his knot tying skills.
My 8 year old son enjoys personal quality time with his den father every Wednesday. When he comes home he often has abrasions on his wrists.
by Den father May 25, 2017
Get the den fathermug. The L33t leader of THE cult and emmbassidor to A cult. Once gaining disciples he becomes Secret Jesus.
by Fido The Righteous December 24, 2004
Get the Father Shamusmug. a man who has a special set of skills that may or may not include weapons training and who will protect his daughter at all costs if and when groom screws up
by craftmaster March 19, 2017
Get the father of the bridemug. by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022
Get the Father Mike’smug. A fat dad type. Father to a t is faT. Often used to discreetly make fun of someone for becoming a dad and getting wider.
A: dude what happened to bob after graduation? Ever since he married he’s unrecognizable
B: bob must be a father to a t
B: bob must be a father to a t
by laspalmasdegrancanaria January 28, 2022
Get the father to a tmug. Father Harlan is a very holy person. Father Harlan is someone who will always follow the gospel and will never do anything wrong.
Father Harlan gets so scared when people drink alcohol around him.
Father Harlan and Laura are saving sex for marriage.
Father Harlan and Laura are saving sex for marriage.
by Jack Bacoulis June 16, 2021
Get the Father Harlanmug. Man whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his child consists of Facebook postings extolling his virtues as a father. A Facebook Father wants all the rights of fatherhood with none of the responsibilities and uses Facebook to fool the causal observer into believing that he is Father of the Year.
See also: Deadtweet Dad
See also: Deadtweet Dad
That Facebook Father just posted a beautiful picture of his daughter, but hasn't paid child support, medical expenses or any tuition for over a year.
by Salwanhoward June 2, 2012
Get the Facebook Fathermug.