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Falcon Punch

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.
Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FAAAAAALLLCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOON
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: PAUUUUUUNNNCCCCH
3. ???
4. Profit!
Warning: Expect arm to catch fire if done correctly.
by fpuncher August 23, 2009
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high like falcon

high as a muthafucka after smokin the kind bud.
i smoked so much of that shit i was high like falcon

Dude! i'm high like falcon
by highasamuthafucka November 6, 2006
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Falcon

Verb:
1) To vomit
2) To fart
I got really nervous and falconed during the interview.
by Shizcakes October 21, 2009
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Blue Falcon

In the U.S. Army, someone that does not support the team or unit is said to not support their "buddies." Because of this, they are called "Buddy Fuckers," because they let down their buddies. Since such things are not considered polite in mixed company, people in the Army endeavored to come up with a similar two letter name to represent the term. Blue Falcon was a cartoon character from the Dynomutt cartoon series during the mid-1970s, a time when many of the people originating the term grew up. So, calling someone a Blue Falcon came to be a substitution to calling them a "Buddy Fucker."
Observing someone else keeping incorrect change where the person was given extra, a man in dressed in camouflage turns to his companion in camouflage and says: "He's a real Blue Falcon."
by MilitaryMyths June 27, 2009
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Falcon Thrust

To pelvic thrust a person while saying the words "Falcon Thrust!". "Falcon" Originated from the video game "Super Smash Brothers." and "Pelvic Thrust"
"Dude, she got a Falcon Thrust from that nerdy kid the other Day"
by Vampiriko May 20, 2010
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Falcon

(n) {Fahl-kin}

A young, hip, usually single female who possesses an innate aggressive, fierce, often head turning demeanor. Kind of like a cougar, only younger. Quick to strike, one capable of taking the eyes of men who seek them.

There are many derivations of the falcon. Some more mysterious, hardly seen. Some small in stature, (Pygmy falcon.)
1 Man to another Man in club: " Did you see that falcon at the bar? I would sever my left arm for a chance to date her!"
by Metal Wendler November 9, 2009
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Falcon Punch Hot Pocket

the act of turning out the lights and shiting in the woman's pussy during intercourse, and then having her stand up, and turn on the lights. the man then screams "FALCON PUNCH" and hits the woman in the face as hard as he can as she turns around from the light switch.
"i falcon punch hot pocketed this one girl"
"the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Someguywholivesandlaughs October 21, 2011
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