by shittyunderpants777 November 10, 2024

Even if someone tries to light a fire under your ass, take your time even if it's harder not to rush. When you try to do something on somebody else's rhythm that isn't your own, you'll never get to find yours.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.
also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
by kittttttten February 3, 2017

you.
1. your parents: you are a failure
2. a cook on great british bake off: that vanilla cake with speculoos caramel frosted icing was a fucking failure
3. oh I also forgot, everyone in the whole world: you are failure
2. a cook on great british bake off: that vanilla cake with speculoos caramel frosted icing was a fucking failure
3. oh I also forgot, everyone in the whole world: you are failure
by JOE_DAD December 11, 2019

Any time somebody uber competitive is around, neither failure nor success willbe particularly enjoyable, which really defeats the point of it all.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

An elternteil failure eltertīl is basically means calling someone a failure of one's parents. This may be used as a replacement word for mf.
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
