Failure

Manager at Walmart.

A: Dude I just got promoted at work!
B: Where do you work again?
A Walmart, why?
B: Oh, so your a failure.

by Ulfilas November 28, 2022

failure

me

i am a failure

by teameredy November 6, 2020

Failure

if you get a A- you're a failure.

MOM: Your a failure

by Big_Daddy_Sasuke April 26, 2022

Failure

The so-called "Two Party system."

The Two Party system is a failure and needs to be broken up.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

A Failure

Elizabeth

She’s more a failure than Steven He

by Nballard December 14, 2021

Boy Failure

The male equivalent of a "Girl failure". Defined by a male who consistently catches nothing but L's and is usually framed in a silly manner.

"Steve fell down the stairs for the fifth time today! He's such a Boy Failure."

by Beesbeeesbeeees March 16, 2024

Shart Failure

When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.

Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”

by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025