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The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).
Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010
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Nigga Foreskin Cheese

-(Noun) The thick, condensed, cheese-like residue that forms within the layers of skin between the penis and its foreskin

- Must have had at least 1 week to sit and gelatinize
- High quality Nigga Foreskin Cheese has developed mold, a yellow tint, and a distinct smell resembling the rotting carcass of a mouse or rat
NIGGA 1: Ay nigga I heard that u sucked Tyrones dick the o'er day
NIGGA 2: Ye nigga, I pulled back his foreskin and ate his nigga foreskin cheese. That shit high quality.
NIGGA 1: Damn nigga I bet he only let it sit for a week.
NIGGA 2: Tha fuck u mean a week nigga, he been letting that shit sit for like two months nigga.
NIGGA 1: Fuck that man, I needa get me summa dat nigga foreskin cheese right now nigga.
by Jamilkwon Johnson March 29, 2020
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A phrase used when someone/something is going off, which is to go crazy or to be out of control.
That party was going off like a Jewish foreskin last night!
by bear_jew October 25, 2010
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wet foreskin

a foreskin that is moist
wow you have a wet foreskin.
by danthemanteehee June 24, 2018
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Cocking the foreskin

The act of cocking the foreskin of ones penis, similar in fashion to cocking a pump action shotgun. This act is often performed prior to taking a piss and shouldn't be confused with masturbation.
I engage in cocking the foreskin of my penis before every piss to make sure its loaded
by OranageHasu16 December 4, 2012
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By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.
"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."
by ThDnMv June 14, 2023
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off like a Jewish foreskin

About to leave or take off.

Refers to a circumsized penis, where the foreskin has been removed or taken "off".
It was great seeing you guys, but I really have to catch my bus, so I'm off like a Jewish foreskin.
by andycash May 23, 2006
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