Bursting glory

The act of taking a piss while experiencing morning wood

Man i had a bursting glory this morning so hard it hurt

by The all ighty ollar November 14, 2016

Glory leech

Adj. A person whom is so insecure that someone else is getting attention in their accomplishments that they start talking and bringing comparisons about themselves so that they feel included and special.

Normal person: Hooray! Today I am cancer free! Feels great to be healthy!

Glory leech: Congrats! I know the feeling. I was sick with a bad cold all week. Hooray to us and being healthy!

by #1 Italian stalion September 18, 2017

Browning Glory

An outgoing turd that touches the water whist still emerging,

Oh man! I thought that shit would never end, it must have been a foot long. That was a browning glory!

by West Queer May 16, 2022

glory story

(1)when a athlete as a freshman doesnt make the team as a freshman, but returns the folowing year as a sophmore and rapes the competetion at tryouts
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully

Andy: did your that jack got cut from the lacrosse team?

Ellis: Aww true

Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story

by chief brown tip April 10, 2011

glory slutting

When a person wants to fuck someone important so they can be in the spotlight.

fuck

Alicia wants to go to the Bruce Springsteen concert with me. But I don't want to be a part of any of her glory slutting.

by Catty Bitch October 10, 2016

morning glory

-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.

Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

Morning glory

Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.

My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.

by bjmaniac July 24, 2010