Floods

When the girl is so horny she squirts everywhere in everything

The floods were so rapid

by Shameka w October 30, 2017

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Rum Flooding

When you runny shit in someones mouth so much that they suffocate and flood their entire body

Coroner : how did he die
Doctor: he was rum flooded whilst giving a rimjob
Coroner: what
Doctor: he was a victim of rum flooding

by Kinkmaster69 420blaze December 19, 2017

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When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way

After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet

by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022

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african flood water

When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it

“Dude me and my girlfriend tried African flood watering and the smell was terrible”

by Flood water March 11, 2019

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