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flat cat

A cat in a hoader's home that has " been lost" or "run away". Essentially the cat has died due to lack of care or unlivable environment and has become compressed by the hoard. Related to a sail cat.
Is that a flat cat under those books?
by Terriblepeopleperson June 19, 2017
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flat squirrel

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.
by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016
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Cranie Flat

Short for cranium flatulence, also known as brain fart.
Nigga, I had a brutal cranie flat when I was ordering at KFC. After my cranie flat, I ordered pizza like a foo'.
by 420CranieFlatQueen July 24, 2011
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flat-line

When you take a fat L, and your body momentarily dies because of the pain.
"stay with us bro, don't flat-line"
by lowkeyimblack June 12, 2018
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Flat Schooler

A play on flat earther, analogous to science and evidence denier. Despite ample evidence suggesting that schools, with proper measures in place, are relatively safe spaces for children and teachers to be, the flat schooler will have a finger in their ears. With a dangerously myopic worldview, inability to comprehend nuance, and a relatively low-ish IQ (under 110, though not always), they'll insist that schools are currently "germ factories" and that children are "plague rats". When one points out that the risks of closing schools outweigh the rewards, they just might call you selfish or a sociopath. This is projection.

This variation of idiot will often be found parroting phrases such as "trust the experts" and "trust the science". Except of course, the experts and scientists who say transmission in schools is low. Including Dr. Fauci, Unicef, CDC, and more.
Flat Schooler: "Trust the experts!"
Rational person: "Including when they say transmission is low within schools, and that schools are safe?"
Flat Schooler: (cognitive dissonance activated) "They're just covering up unsafe schools!"
Rational person: *eye roll* "You're such a flat schooler"
by dodia April 9, 2021
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flat earthers

he has a small brain
haha a flat earther
flat earthers are not smart
by smartkat44444445 November 8, 2019
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Flat Flex

When someone attempts to flex but it falls flat; not a single person is impressed.
Jeff was caught bragging about that one girl he kissed 4 years ago...OMG what a Flat Flex!
by ShortStackB January 25, 2020
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