facting

Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".

"Joe that was really good facting!".

by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010

farging

Alternet for fuckin'

"this is farging gay"

by ~Ellen~ December 9, 2006

Faxting

Sexting using a fax machine.

Fax machines are just for faxting!

by asdfqwertasdf December 31, 2014

Farmingdale High School

A school in South Farmingdale, NY that rapes Massapequa in lacrosse and football. They are known as The Dalers whose mascot is a lion. (Don't ask)

Farmingdale High School is going to kick those pequa asses again!

by Daler94 October 24, 2011

Fasting

What Is Fasting?
Fasting is when you consume no food or drinks, with the exception of water, for a set period of time. It’s important to drink plenty of water, not just because you’re not eating, but because it’s easier to draw blood from your veins when you’re well hydrated.

I was fasting overnight, my doctor told me to

by kush queen September 3, 2013

yard farming

An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.

Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.

by MTS73 March 10, 2008

Farmington Tickler

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.

See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.

by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022