D.F.F.

D.F.F. is an acronym meaning “Down for fucking” it is commonly used by immature boys who have small dicks and only want women for their bodies. It is a very easy way to get blocked.

Girl: Hey i think i like you

Boy: I like you and wtv but D.F.F.?
Girl: Uhm no?
Boy: *Blocked*

by Nah_Flamez January 14, 2024

D.F.S.

Department of Family Services

I got no job, no man, and the D.F.S. don't hardly give me enough money to raise my baby.

by UrPseudoNYM44 February 14, 2024

B.F.C.D.

Big Fat Cock Deficiency
When a woman is more irritable than normal and is displaying symptoms of cuntiness, argumentation and/or general disagreeability. BFCD is similar to scurvy, except the remedy vitamin D, not C.

Woman: (basically anything)

Man: Bitch, you have a serious case of B F.C.D. We need to sort this out right now.

At this point the woman is promptly vent over and cure of her affliction.
B.F.C.D. Big Fat Cock Deficiency

by Beezus Fafoon February 15, 2021

Y’all’d’ve’f’I’d’ve

Contraction meaning “you all would have if I had have”

None of you took the hit chip challenge, but y’all’d’ve’f’I’d’ve.

by Sinnergy April 10, 2022

L.O.F.A.D

Lack of female attention disorder

James suffers from l.o.f.a.d. Did you hear Kyle got diagnosed with l.o.f.a.d today .
Everyone knows Isaac has l.o.f.a.d, he just denies it

by Spaceforcefan1 September 2, 2021

C O L D F I R E

POV: You came here because you wanted the definition of “C O L D F I R E” but didn’t know he recently had a name change

Search LunarInTokyo on here

Bob:“YO C O L D F I R E JUST DROPPED!!!”
ITZthevisitor: “Better then Proto The Pedo!”

by 𝕌𝕣𝕓𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕣𝕪 August 20, 2022

I.J.F.A.D

I just fucked a dude

Yo bro I.J.F.A.D

by MrC8176 March 28, 2024