The Bateman Express

The act of bouncing a bowling ball of the "barriers" numerous times in the interest of getting strike after strike after strike. Often used by bowling n00bs who can't throw straight. Often resultng in breaking of the barriers, or the ball hoping into someone elses lane and pissing a bunch of people off.
Oh wow, dave just did the bateman express and broke both barriers!
by IntegraTaz January 02, 2010
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Shoelace Express

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
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Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
by gregben September 14, 2023
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hayward-express

other way of saying fuck
*stubs toe on chair*
"Ahhhhh what the hayward-express!!"

#wthe
by dood_5769 September 28, 2017
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cutties express

the metaphoric train one rides after falling victim to a harsh insult or is just generally cutties
"that was harsh bro, all aboard the cutties express."
by qwertyuiop08642 September 05, 2008
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papa express

A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.
I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.
by Papa4life November 05, 2017
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Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy
Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot
by Poontanglerexpress78 March 31, 2016
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