Bipolar Express

The depressing version of the Polar Express

Guy 1: "Man, life's so depressing right now."
Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"

by "KidFriendly-Yeet" January 17, 2019

Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016

Galaxial Express

Shipping for Galaxial Distances.

The Galaxial Express said it's about 3 days for delivery, but the price is high! I don't even know how expensive warp fuel is!

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

Panda Express

A place that makes chicken way to big

Panda Express you better cut down your chicken because how am I supposed to fit this in my mouth

by Billy hebejibe November 6, 2019

Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Bipolar Express

A term used to describe child development classes in high school

"Did you see that train-wreck in child development today?"
"Yeah, Talk about the Bipolar Express"

by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016

papa express

A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.

I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.

by Papa4life November 6, 2017