Polar Express

When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands

You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!

by NotTonyHawk November 14, 2020

pand express

the place where you get some orange chicken and chow mein. Ironically, the seemingly Chinese restaurant is rarely run by actual Asian people.

American: "alright lets go to pand express"
Chinese: "That place offends my culture"

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018

Welfare Express

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.

The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.

by bush did 911 February 12, 2023

Bipolar Express

The depressing version of the Polar Express

Guy 1: "Man, life's so depressing right now."
Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"

by "KidFriendly-Yeet" January 17, 2019

Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

Vocab express

The most annoying shit you will ever do in life.

You get one thing wrong and you have to do it all over fucking again!
The only fucking way to pass or complete the homework is to get 100%.
Thankfully I know a hack, just open 2 vocab express tabs and go on the thing where it says French to English or English to French and leave it there bc it says translations the open another and do it. Ur welcome :)

Fuck vocab express

by keep it halal October 11, 2022