expenses

The amount of money a guy shells out in order to procure sexual favors.

I spent $25 on you, bitch, you owe me a blow job in exchange for these expenses.

by JenCat May 5, 2006

Exponential Apocalypse

The act of predicting the apocalypse will come exponentially recently.

After an apocalypse day (2000, 2012, ect) believing that the next apocalypse must happen soon because for some reason it didn't happen on the day everyone thought it would.

Example of an Exponential Apocalypse:

1999: DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2000! all the equipment will fail and the nukes will launch and the planes will fall out of the sky!!!
2001: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2012! The mayans said so.
2013: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2016! Its the day of armegedan
2017: AHHH! now the worlds gonna end this month!
Feb: AHHH now its gonna end tomorrow...
...and so on and so forth

by Dr. Urban V. Dicktionary February 9, 2010

Epon

Owner of Sepwich and ESS Software... he's better then Ninja.

Dude, that one dude named Epon is better then that antidude named Ninja fo sho.

by Epon :D November 5, 2003

Expo

An insult used to describe someone who gobbles down shlongs at any opportune moment, oftentimes completely randomly and in awkward places (such as, on the school bus, during you parents dinner party, while you're performing at the talent show). However, the BJ will always be extremely sloppy, to the point where it isn't even enjoyable. Your orgasm will be VERY unfullfilling.

'Ayo, I was performing in my mixed pairs figure skating competition, and then in the middle, my partner pulled down my tights and gave me a sloppy blowjob. I squirted on her face..but, I was really unfullfilled after.'

'Word, that bitch was an Expo'

by Macabre December 23, 2004

Expensiver

The other word that can say more expensive

In my barber shop i get haircut for 1$ at others barbers i get for 8-9$ thats expensiver

by TheDonof666 April 20, 2020

throat expansion

Getting your throat expanded by a man doctor

My friend got his throat expanded by a man doctor because he was having issues swallowing huge loads from throat expansion

by Pepper Savage February 27, 2009

exhonerable

a fake word that means absolutely nothing to anyone. it is simply a made up word used by people with small brains to impress people.

Billy: "wow that movie was really good!"
Brian: "yeah it was very exhonerable"
Billy: "... what?"
Brian: "sorry, i forgot you're dumber than me"
Billy: "i guess so..."

by genius69696969 April 25, 2009