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there is no queen of england

1. there is no queen of england
2. did you not watch megamind 🤨
Hal: there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of england.
by amstybloom October 27, 2022
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reading, england

a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)
person 1: hey, so you know reading, england
person 2: no
by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019
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new england patriots

The New England Patriots now have an asterik by their 3 "championships"
by HarryPothead6009 September 28, 2007
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England

Eng=Narrow, Land=Land; "Narrow Land" (German Origin). ENGLAND first became a German colony in approx. 400 A.D. with the export of Continental rejects from Saxony to the southern half of what the Romans called Great Britan. These morons, these intellectual and physical cripples (see example) were exported from approximately the 4th to 12th Centuries to the "narrow land" - much like nuclear and other waste.

The remaining original inhabitants (The Welsh) retreated into Wales as one naturally recoils from human waste or other toxic wastes.

England is a now a country of chavs that has been continuously dominated by foreign rule since inception - significant foreign rulers have included William La Batard ( William the conqueror), the Tudor Dynasty (Welsh), the Stewart Dynasty (Scottish), the Saxo-Coburg-Gotha Dynasty (renamed Windsor) (German).

This trend continues today with pseudo royal seed of the House of Brandenburg X Windsor pups and the elected Prime Minister Tony Blair(Scottish) which proves that the modern day Englishman is still not very bright!
Proof that the seed of England is Germanic is provided in its mutilated low German language :

Gut = good
Besser = better
Hallo = Hello
by Oglaigh na Eireann February 18, 2007
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Engeltool

An engeltool is one who extremely exaggerates or lie about his state of sobriety. Often times an Engeltool will even pretend he is either drunk or high after drinking O'douls brand beer or smoking a cigarette.
Kevin: Oh my god!

Matt: What?

Kevin: I'm still drunk from the Bahamas!!

James: You got back from the Bahamas a week ago, tool.

Wes: Don't worry about this guy bros, he is an Engeltool.
by Huskington November 12, 2009
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engelika

awesome bitch. most prettiest bhaddie you'll ever meet
wow, shes such an engelika
by idiotic bitch February 11, 2020
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Friedrich Engels

Sugar daddy of Karl Marx, who gave him a lot of money all the time. He also secretly had a gay relationship with Marx, resulting in the great communism manifesto, which actually resembles the Kamasutra for the politically interested.
Friedrich Engels and Karl Marx are so sweet together!
by DrückDichDirk December 23, 2022
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