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Seltzer Enema

An enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners rectum when the cap is removed.
Andy and Tom wanted to do anal, but where mutually afraid of dirty poop shoot syndrome. They quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. Thus the seltzer enema.
by Matty Lin January 24, 2009
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emerald chat

A website claiming to be the next omegle. The person who started it had good intentions, starting a website that wouldn't be full of horny people, and also having features that some people request. However, there have been rumors about the website leaking information, like emails, to third parties. The website itself is ok, but not really that good. The person who made it has been talking about it quite a bit on the omegle subreddit, even to the point of using multiple accounts, like BeyondOmegle and callancarr (sometimes called cancer). The website itself seems to be a bit lying, because it does show how many people are on it, but if someone opens up a few tabs with it, the number actually does change at random, and it's not the same on other tabs.
In my opinion, emerald chat really isn't that good, I've tried it, and it's just kind of eh, not good, not bad, but really not good. Also, the creator of it is threatening to sue someone for "libel", even though the person who is saying their opinions isn't really trying to libel on anyone, so if the creator of emerald really does sue, the lawyers probably won't be able to make a good case.
by U Ben Had July 29, 2017
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concrete enema

1. An Enema but with concrete
I heard Jerry gave himself a concrete enema and had to go the hospital
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enema

let's go back to my place and..you know...enema!!
by fire crotch September 8, 2005
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Emeralds

Burning emeralds.
by javajavajava July 27, 2010
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Emerald Hills

A community/town located in the bay area, boardering Redwood City and Woodside. Emerald Hills is mostly surburbean and rural depending on what area.There is a common misconception that people from E.H. are snotty, preppy, and rich; that is quite the contrary. People in the surrounding areas such as Woodside, Portola Valley, Menlo Park, and Atherton are labeled as rich-stuck up-college already paid for-drive daddys sports car-spend over 20k a year going to private school-and bitches. There is no denying the fact that at least one of theses are true. There is no better place to live than Emerald Hills because you don't have to deal with the supercilious type people who live in other neighborhoods.
"Is there such a place that exist?"
"Yes, its called Emerald Hills."
by dubD May 8, 2007
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Sperm Enema

When a man has an orgasm inside the anus of their lover during anal sex.
Susan, who is Catholic, will not have traditional sex to stay a virgin. However, she does love a good sperm enema to keep her boyfriend happy.

On man love Thursday, a lot of Muslim men receive sperm enemas before going home to their wives and goats.
by TacoGrande78 March 15, 2009
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