i read your email

a statement of fact that can be truthfully spoken by any systems operator with root access.

BOFH: "I go back to the mail now, as something's bound to have happened. I do a grep on all mail files for the words "pregnant" and "family way", and post them anonymously to the local general interest newsgroup."

"I'm feeling a little out of touch with the current office politics, so I
grep the corporate email files for the words "body" and "love", then post
the juicier bits to rec.arts.erotica under "Seen on the nets"."

by popcultureicon May 13, 2005

emailable

Away from home, On vacation

I'm emailable next week.

by Delusional October 8, 2003

eamils

A misspelling of emails. Usually caused by typing too fast.

I received new eamils earlier today.

by DTNS February 19, 2009

Emīls

Boomer

Me: Is e-sport a sport?
Emīls: no

by Breadie March 11, 2020

you must use the same email per name

Desparate times require desparate measures.

Hey Aaron, black kat is the only trouble maker left, so dump the bitch already.

by This isstill Black Kat May 2, 2005

Bulgarian Email

In Bulgaria there email is to tie a women to a wagon with a message and force them to walk.Hence all the women on the highway with wagons.Hence Bulgarian Email

In my country we do not have email, we have Bulgarian email all u need is a women and wagon.

by Thebulgarianator December 13, 2007

pre-emailasculation

The act of mixing multiple threads of conversation into an email discussion. Thereby causing sensitive information to be sent to an invalid party. Note: this is typically considered a fo-pa on the part of the original thread mixer. Exception: When the 2 threads are not related then the fo-pa is credited to the original violator. Responding to the original thread correctly is hereby the responsibilty of the respondee.

john caused emailasculation when he decided to have two converstaions at once but Wayne committed pre-emailasculation when he responded.

by Webster April 4, 2003