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The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.
I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.
by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023
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Elvie

Elvie is an impostor from among us, run. Everytime you stop, they get closer.
Elvie is so gay and sus!
by nevercallthem September 7, 2021
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Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.
Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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ELVIS

ELVIS IS THE MOST AMAZING DOG YOU CAN EVER HAVE HE IS THOUGHTFUL AND AND LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOU
I LOVE ELVIS SO MUCH HE IS THE MOST AMAZING DOG IN THE WORLD
by ELVIS IS AWESOME March 24, 2020
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ELVIS

Before ELVIS there was nothing, after ELVIS there is nothing.
by Fag Basher August 30, 2021
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elvis Chavez

Elvis Chavez is one of the smartest and coolest person you ever meet in your lifetime. He can talk to you if you have problems, share a laugh or too, but when it comes to sports he can change the whole perspective of the game. Overall he is a one in a kind that you only seen once in your lifetime, but good luck trying to get with him.
Her: does Elvis Chavez still talk to you ?
Me: nope! He is perfect I can’t win him
by LeBron James jr18471 March 18, 2025
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Okay Elvis

A sarcastic way to say okay, call out à cap, another way to say whatever, say less, keep the same energy, you do you or it’s lit.
Her: You know we fighting when I see you right?
Him: Haha, okay Elvis!

Chris: Bro, last night I banged a baddie from the club
Tyler: Shiiish, okay Elvis! That’s what I’m talking about !
by ohkuuurrr May 8, 2022
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