sphinct-ear

The way your ear piercing can look like a butt hole if you gauge it too big too quickly.

My buddy Trevor got sphinct-ear when he tore his ear lobe by skipping from 4 gauge to double zero gauge.

by ruthless toothless August 31, 2013

Ear Rumbler

When one decides to piss on the mic while on a call.

Guy 1: It was weird when Jordan went on the mic and became an ear rumbler.

by garboojizz November 16, 2021

Ear Puffs

The white stuff that ends up in the ear after rubbing one out.

Last night, Sally passed out on me, so I gave her some ear puffs while she was sleeping.

by Guess who, mmmmm April 08, 2008

Ear drill

A non-verbal insult which involves the person repeatedly poking or drilling their ears which signifies that the music they hear is awful.

I was walking around and heard some awful music. I ear drilled and was glad that no one noticed.

by Flaky Grey-Square-Triangle September 05, 2014

sloppy ear

When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.

I gave Stephanie a sloppy ear.

by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017

beer ears

A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.

Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.

by lilmatt666 February 13, 2009

beer ear

When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.

Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"

by Sean and Eric October 21, 2007