Half of everything I own 

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away

Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Half of everything I own by WhyohY January 23, 2023

Thank you for everything 

the text that you get at 1 am by your homie

meaning they might unalive themselves. 0% chance it means they are actually thanking you

Homie: "thank you for everything"
You: "OI WAIT DONT D-"

Thank you for everything by da willereen October 28, 2023

I put that shit on everything 

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"

Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!

I put that shit on everything by thetillmansneakerreview January 30, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

blue text XDDDDDD😳😳😳😳😳😳
comes from Watermelon Sugar

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

Man speaking straight facts.

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. by f uck ypu June 26, 2021

Done with everything 

Overwhelmed. Sad. Hurt. Mad.

Dude im so done with everything

Done with everything by Fishfood88 June 6, 2018

I hate everything

A statement that most tumblr girls say when seeing something they wish they hadn't.

OMG ZAYN KISSED PERRIE. I hate everything.

I hate everything by motherfucker jones December 12, 2012

Life, the Universe and Everything 

A book by Douglas Adams. Main characters inclued Ford Prefect, Authur Dent, Marvin the depressed robot, Trillian McMillan, and Zaphod Beeblebrox. Soon to be a movie. The answer to Life the Universr and everything was found to be 42 by Deep Thought. The question is thought to be "What is 6X7?", but unfortunately the computer designed to formulate the question was destroyed by Vogons for an interstellar highway. Also a FAQ game that is supposed to be stupid beyond belief.

From the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy that has 6 books.

Life, the Universe and Everything by Christine February 17, 2005