A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.
Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.
by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020

by unanimous6672 February 28, 2022

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked
“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said
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“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked
“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said
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by Rakis April 1, 2020

by Ethan the lonely October 13, 2019

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet in your life. He's usually very good looking but in a cute and boyish way, very adventurous and creative. He's all about positive vibes, he's funny and his goal in life is to make people laugh. He's very family oriented, he loves his siblings and parents. Ethan will treat you right because he just loves with his whole heart. He will make you feel like the most beautiful girl in the world, a princess and he'll spoil you with everything he can. Ethan can get insecure at times, anxious or stressed so he needs his space away from all that to clear his mind. He pairs up well with girls named Bianca and Hannah.
by moonlightsparkle May 10, 2018

Wasting there time chasing imaginary people, doesn’t seem real. Hide behind parents and spend times making excuses if you meet one make fun of them, they are easy to lie to and they will always throw money out to fake people so always lie to them about being their friend…
That boy ethan doesn’t know his girlfriend is getting piped by the bully that harassing him but hey let not let him know that…
by Biggestkikever October 4, 2021

He sucks cock
by A Man Who Has A Name March 4, 2022
