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Eskimo Ear Muff

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.
My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.
by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009
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Eski-emo

Emo dressed up in winter clothes. Mostly fur collared coats and scarfs.
Kid 1: "oh em gee! did you see that emo kid in the winter get up?"
Kid 2: "Yeh hes fully Eski-emo"
Kid 1: *O_o*
by YellowBird April 8, 2008
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ESKETIT

Lil Pump's and Menkaure's favorite word.
Bob: "That party was lit."
Menkaure: "HELL YEA, IT WAS! ESKETIT!"
by blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh12345678910 November 15, 2017
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Smoking Eskimo

a "smoking eskimo" involves freezing a dildo and plunging it into recipient (into their vag or ass, depending on how they like it) creating steam. if you're really dedicated to the smoking eskimo, freezing your dick is acceptable... but could be dangerous.
I woke up to Paul giving me a smoking eskimo!
by lamecakes February 10, 2008
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Eskimo Wish

When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.

The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The

city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual

and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what

caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for

not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders

told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire,

certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for

several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a

number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that

snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within

days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his

pancakes

John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"

The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish
by GreekWaiter May 10, 2010
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eskimo sisters

When two women have had sex with the same man on different occasions, or maybe not :)
The same penis has entered two women's vagina's at one time or another.
Girl: Both me and shaliqua fucked Tyrone when we was in a relationship, he was fine as shit.
Girl 2: shiiit! Now you hoes are eskimo sisters!!!
by Football, money and ladies November 20, 2015
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eska-ho

A female who wears a mini-skirt with UGG boots; the term is a a combination of the words eskimo (referring to the boots) and ho (referring to a girl trashy enough to wear a short skirt with UGG boots).
If she wasn't wearing such a short skirt, she wouldn't be such an eska-ho.
by Than January 16, 2006
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