by Candy from Slovakia June 10, 2009
a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".
Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating
So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating
So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating
by mak2675 August 19, 2007
An unintended action that can either result in 1. great success or 2. colossal failure. Made popular by YTMND, it's a fad that is pretty much dead. Most epic maneuvers result in failure, and you'll be remembered for such actions.
Examples of an epic maneuver:
1. You're bowling and you throw the ball, but it results in a 7-10 split. On the next ball, through some miracle, you throw it and you manage to knock both pins over.
2. Let's say you're the QB in a football game. After the snap, when you're poised to throw, your fingers lose grip of the ball and it results in a fumble, which is recovered by the opposing team.
1. You're bowling and you throw the ball, but it results in a 7-10 split. On the next ball, through some miracle, you throw it and you manage to knock both pins over.
2. Let's say you're the QB in a football game. After the snap, when you're poised to throw, your fingers lose grip of the ball and it results in a fumble, which is recovered by the opposing team.
by tengu February 05, 2007
Don't get me wrong, I love parodies but this was pretty crappy. It had little humor and was more for the 11 - 13 age group.
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
The recession was caused by epic failulitis.
by shazow October 15, 2009
An event so good that is worthy of being national holiday. It would never make it through the house or senate.... so you make it your own.
"I can't believe she got him to take her to Jamaica after 2 dates... what an epic holiday."
"Did he really take her out and hook up with her mom the next day... he just made his epic holiday."
"Did he really take her out and hook up with her mom the next day... he just made his epic holiday."
by fungruvn March 03, 2010
ur mom: That epic pen literally felt like Jesus being injected into my leg!
you: Epic pen?
ur mom: oops sorry lol autocorrect **EPI PEN
you: wait, but, we're talking right now?
ur mom: *sweating*
you: Epic pen?
ur mom: oops sorry lol autocorrect **EPI PEN
you: wait, but, we're talking right now?
ur mom: *sweating*
by sluoush June 30, 2020