the end of the world

Most hilarious flash animation ever. If you want to see it go to endofworld.net.

Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!

alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.

hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.

So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"

Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"

Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'

India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.

Russia's like "AHH motherland"

Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"

So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'

So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos

But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.

THE END

by Ka November 6, 2004

gonna have you naked by the end of this song

The last lines of a Justin Timberlake song. May or may not be accompanied by a large black breast.

Watch the halftime show for Super Bowl XXXVIII

by Dave S. February 4, 2004

Stock Bottom End

"Stock bottom end" refers to a engine thats rotating assembly such as pistons, rods, and crankshaft of the motor are stock or are untouched from the factory.

Guy 1: My whip makes 800 wheel on stock bottom end.
Guy 2: Bullshit man
Guy 1: 2jz brah

by bayonet262 April 5, 2017

means to an end

When you do something as a step to achieve a greater purpose

Manny: All that yesterday with the cat was a means to an end for the cat

by Ma22y December 30, 2017

bowl from the pavilion end

To insert one's penis into another man's anus.

That's it. I've had enough of dating crazy women. From now on I'm going to bowl from the pavilion end.

by Flakey July 18, 2007

deep end of the gene pool

Slang manner of saying someone is very intelligent or physically beautiful or both.

Yup, she’s definitely swimming in the deep end of the gene pool!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2020

Scrotum's End

There is a place where people go when their significant other controls them, some call it Hell. The official term is Scrotum's End.

There are rumors of a man who is so whipped, you can hear the snaps and cracks from miles away. This man's name is unknown, but he is a very attractive young male who's life spiraled down hill when he met, The Troll. The Troll is a terrifying beast who suppresses their mate and grinds their hopes and dreams down to a fine paste.

Scrotum's End has existed since the late 40s, where scientists created a multidimensional portal. This portal was the entrance to Scrotum's End. Foolishly,the scientists entered, not expecting what to see on the other side. What they found was nothing seen by human eyes before. It was a world that predicted the future for all couples. It showed torturous scenes of overweight boyfriends/girlfriends riding the backs of their scrawny significant other. Their mate trying to hold them up, running out of air, and dying. The scientists, as shocked as they were, left this strange land. However, some felt guilty for leaving and decided to give Scrotum's End another chance. "Maybe it's not going to be as bad as last time," they said quietly to themselves as they walked back through the portal. The scientists who remained on the outside knew the fate of the other foolish scientists. They closed the portal, never allowing them to return with the tales of horrors that ensued on the inside.

Person A: "Wow, Jordan's girlfriend sure is controlling!"
Person B: "Yeah I know, Jordan's stuck in Scrotum's End..."
Person A: "That poor, poor man."

by Draaxxy January 30, 2015