by ace122 March 16, 2014
Get the Elemental mug.A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.
A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School
Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!
Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...
Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*
Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*
Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!
Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...
Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*
Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*
Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
by The Brown Kid Who Was Only There for 4th Grade February 14, 2008
Get the Oak Knoll Elementary School mug.An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.
An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."
by anus3 December 14, 2009
Get the Element Sock Story mug.a school in which obnoxious spoiled brats spawn from. A place where a kid i dislike comes from and should be grounded for life in hell.
so the same kid walks by me and calls me a shit nuggett wtf is this suppossed to mean? this is one of those fucking pieces of shit that you imagine gouging their eyes out while they scream but i mean what can you do- just swear and curse them.
by anonymous June 7, 2005
Get the elementary school mug.A quite mysterious and silent individual, he enjoys staying alone in peace and quiet and dreaming about all the outcomes of the future of this world. He's has too many personalities to count and he's a very hard character to get a grasp on what he likes and dislikes. Overall, a quite plain and silent man that enjoys the silence before fading into the nothingness.
"Oh look, it's Elemental, (ElementalMCR) should we go say hi?"
"He looks moody, let's let him be for now."
"He looks moody, let's let him be for now."
by Celsious402 January 30, 2022
Get the ElementalMCR mug.Foreigners (plural noun).
Usually used with the definite article ("the foreign element"). Users of the phrase are typically "clubbable" upper-class English bigots. See also "Johnny Foreigner".
Usually used with the definite article ("the foreign element"). Users of the phrase are typically "clubbable" upper-class English bigots. See also "Johnny Foreigner".
by JohnTheLutheran October 2, 2009
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