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dimping

A female excessively lusting after a male to the extent that she makes a damn fool out of herself. In other words, the reverse of simping. Dimping is exhibited in many forms including:

- giving away the sex too easily
- initiating communication too often and getting bent out of shape when the response is slow or non-existent
- telling all her girlfriends how much she wants to have so-and-so's babies
- showing up at a guy's home uninvited after he's rejected her for the millionth time
- creating shrines of her most beloved male celebrity despite knowing deep down he'll forever be unobtainable

Word of advice to parents: tell your sons not to simp and your daughters not to dimp. It's bad for their mental health and self-esteem.
Dear Dr. Phil,

My daughter Susie Q is boy-crazy over this silly guy at school. She follows him around, built a shrine for him, and keeps saying she wants his babies. Please help her to stop dimping. I'm worried about her future.

- Worried Parents
by pythonrus September 16, 2020
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Juicy Dumpling

A juicy dumpling is when your butt plug goes all the way in but he disregards all safety and still finishes anyway.
“Awh man I was banging this girl and her plug went in all the way but I finished Anyway! Call it a juicy dumpling!”
by JuicydumplingSr. October 5, 2021
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Dumpling

Man that dumpling in the bar was looking hot.
by BLTwithCHEESE April 17, 2015
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chin dumpling

An old obese person who has skin hanging off his or her chin. There is a substantial amount of fat in the hanging skin making it appear puffy. Also known as grandpa/grandma of the double-chin.
"That chin dumpling has six chins!"
by darmock January 4, 2007
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fluff-dumpling (fluhf-dump-leeng)

a dingleberry-like fragment that is formed from an accumulation of toilet paper, urine and vaginal discharge as a result of wiping.
Tammy said, "I had a humongous "fluff-dumpling (fluhf-dump-leeng)" caught in between my legs that caused, not only a stench, but a rats nest in my panties.
by Skipper4446 April 18, 2010
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hot dumpling

to poop in a sock, and then microwave it till its hot and steamy and then beat your partner with it, then you empty it on their back.
i think im going to give my girlfriend a hot dumpling tonight!!
by poopy heiman February 3, 2008
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Dumplings

(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.
Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.
by sammer of the gods May 23, 2006
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