pharmacy dozen

when you pick up your prescription medication (usually controlled substances) and you realize there are pills missing ://

“I counted my painkillers when i picked them up after surgery to make sure I didn’t get a pharmacy dozen.”

by capitalist bourgeoisie August 4, 2024

Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021

Trucker's Dozen

When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.

After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.

by barkotempo December 21, 2021

dozen

Describe a person, especially who works in the industry, that has no required skills. Often used for idols and celebrities that cannot dance or sing.

Lmao why was she chosen to debut? She cannot sing nor dance and always appear as a deer caught in the headlights. Such a dozen!!

by openthefckingdoor January 8, 2022

Chad's Dozen

16.

I ordered a Chad's dozen, but they only gave me 15.

by BakersChad March 22, 2022

dozen amount

the value of 12

Get The Dozen Amount Mug, Also Get A Neck Gaiter

by That One Guy Thats Dead10101 April 16, 2022

midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB April 22, 2016