douchebag

Jon Gosselin!

Tom is such a wimp... I think his wife has his balls in her purse, like Jon Gosselin! What a douchebag!

by mgstoked78 July 6, 2010

Douchebag

A guy that has the perks of being a boyfriend (handholding, huging and touching) but is not considered the boyfriend by the girl or her inner circle of friends.

Dude:Is he her boyrfriend?

Other Dude:Nope He is her Douchebag.

by 6Degrees May 28, 2008

douchebag

justin levi fisher aka douchebag

when justin makes a dumb joke you call him a douchebag or if you would like j-douche.

by danny foster and zach wilson December 5, 2007

douchebag

spencer pratt.

Spencer Pratt, n. - biggest douchebag alive

by callerofdouchemoves July 9, 2009

douchebag

all my ex-boyfriends

Have you ever noticed that all your ex-boyfriends are douchebags?

by Laura D H March 23, 2007

douchebag

someone who is so retarded and needs to be told because they are a stupid fuck

you are a douchebag

by Ashley January 31, 2004

Douchebag

Typically a white, 6 foot tall guy with a goatee who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. A Douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole.

Look at that Douchebag who thinks the sun rises and sets for him.

by 2012geek2011 October 31, 2011