limp dorito

A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.

you are a limp dorito

by general yeeticus dabber 3rd May 07, 2019

Lick the Dorito

When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.

Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .

by dave's egg December 08, 2023

dorito puff

A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore

A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.

by Lizzy the potato queen May 14, 2017

Dorito roulette

A group of men take turns to ejaculate and put it onto a dorito tortilla chip! The last one to come has to eat the fully loaded dorito!!

Man, I had to eat a real cheesy dorito roulette last night at Daves stag party. WICKED!!!!

by Tent peg February 21, 2017

Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 07, 2021

Cat dorito

Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.

Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.

Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.

John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.

by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021

Red Dorito

When you slap a girl in the vagina and red pounder comes out covering your testicles

Who have Becky the red Dorito last night.

by Big wolf9 January 21, 2016