Dight

Trying to hard to be cool, almost like a gay tight. Trying to hard to fit in with a group.

"That dude is so DIGHT!", He is the example of ultimate dightness.

by twilly07 October 21, 2009

dwightism

A broad term used to describe an act, typically performed by a Dwight or by someone with Dwight-like tendencies.

Generally, this act concerns an obsession with unimportant details, concerns making a big deal out of nothing, and/or doing whatever possible to make his/her job seem more
important than it is.

Dwightisms are normally amusing (to those not directly involved) but usually irritating.

"My day was going well until the Dwight in my office emailed me that he would be away from his desk for 10 minutes to go to the bathroom. And he sent me a meeting invite for a conference call he won't even be on."

"Did you see that Steve's screensaver is Anime? What a Dwightism."

by Christy C August 30, 2007

Dightam

The bestest name in the universe, pronounced like light and ending with am you can never beat this name.

Although always gets mixed up with dightman, deighton, dighton and dightan it is one of the most nuisance names in which needs to be constantly spelt over and over and yet people still manage to mis-spell it.

Phone conversation:

person 1: how is your surname spelt?

person 2: delta, india, golf, hotel, tango, alpha, mic.

person 1: d-i-g-h-t-a-n?

person 2: no M for mic, or mother?

person 1: M?

person 2: yes!

person 1: are you sure?

person 2: well Dightam is MY surname, i think i should know!!!

by the prophet of name dightam December 2, 2009

Dwight-Englewood

Might as well be California with all the money and lack of brain cells. Don’t go in stairwell B unless you’re into children

James: Yeah man I go to Dwight-Englewood

Eric: Yikes if only u had a triple digit iq to go with your triple digit millions

by Nigletboss420 September 21, 2021

weiner delight

A classic Tuscan dish prepared with only the finest of weiners taken from local towns and then smoked repeatedly under the care of vestigal virgins for up to thirty days. The weiners are then roasted in vat of far away spices untill desired tenderness is reached. Upon the achievement of optimal juiciness the wiener is then stuffed with some fromunda cheese and wrapped in a puff pastry. The weiner delight can be taken orally, vaginally, or anally, depending on the recipients pleasure.

Father: Honey what smells so good?
Mother: I'm fixing some weiner delight!
Father: Knights of Columbus! I'll get my bib

by gimmeweindelight May 5, 2010

Callum deighton

A Chinese looking ugly fuck who is a pedi and likes to rape 12 yr olds

Ewwww man stop being Callum deighton

by Nelution November 24, 2019

Martin's delight

Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience

I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!

by Profiley mcprofileface July 23, 2019