Directioner

These crazy fans from the boy band One Direction. Seriously, these fans will do ANYTHING for them. They have no social life because they are on tumblr posting pics and GIFS of One Direction. They love them no matter what. There are some directioners who don't care about their family and friends because they only care about One Direction. DO NOT insult directioners or 1D. Because if you do, then say goodbye to your life.

Girl 1: Honestly, I don't like 1D. I rather listen to something else.
Directioner: Are you asking to be killed?!?!?

by Dogloverr2 October 11, 2013

directionary

A dictionary that gives you directions as well as definitions.

He uses his directionary to navigate and find words.

by lemmon rack September 18, 2014

Directioner

Fan of One Direction- the best boy-band E V E R.

Boy: Ew, you are a directioner?
Me: Yeah, any problem?

by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021

post-directionalist

The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.

Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010

baby directioner

Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.

Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.

Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?

Person 1: about a week...

Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.

by A real fucking person December 17, 2013

One Direction

A bunch of liars who keeps stabbing their fans in the heart every now and then. They lied about going on an 18 months hiatus but is still not back after 3 god damn years.

Directioner : "I hate One Direction. They keep playing with my feelings.

Non Directioner : Yeah, I never liked them anyways. Glad they broke up.

Directioner : "Fuck off! Never insult One Direction in front of me!"

by heliumGAS October 14, 2018

One Direction

Literally the best band in the world.

Won over 100 awards (BTS could never).

Band members consist of a frog ass looking bitch, a fucking Lima bean, a porcupine (in fact he's straight), and a white bread with no toaster.

Once you are in the fandom there is literally no way out. Good luck trying though.

Person A: Have you ever heard of that band, One Direction?
Person B: Do you mean the best band in the world? The one with the 4 beautiful british boys and the perfect Irish leprechaun? The one who jump started 5sos' career? The one who has been on a break for 4 years and is still breaking records? Yeah, I've heard of them.

by Sophia Grange August 25, 2019